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Thu May 09, 2024
	"The sky filled with debris. I'd never seen anything like it. My car started shaking at that point; the wind was pretty intense. I thought, 'Wow, I made a mistake in driving home today. I should have just stayed at work.'" source: wkrn.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Man porks wife. Beating people with pork products trifecta in play source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Today's Boeing crash comes to us from drumroll Senegal. It's not a big deal, really. The plane didn't even leave the ground this time source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	The rebranded Boy Scouts is ready to start accepting many new people who don't identify as cisgender boys. But they still need to live by the Boy Scout Oath, especially that first line source: friendlyatheist.com \| share: Copy Link	76
	Caption this learning linemen source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from PiL, The Psychedelic Furs, and The Lords Of The New Church. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #603. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	74
	The UK has a new superhero - Katana Barman. Never judge a book by its cover source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	32
	If you are reading this, then I am dead source: southbendtribune.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Guy? Check. Dog? Check. Pickup truck? Check. Minor self-inflicted tragedy? Check. We are go for country song source: newson6.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Consider for a moment that an amiable television presenter was also a combat paratrooper source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	38
	We found your dog Mr. Smith. My dog isn't purple. He is now source: wtnh.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Restaurant posts full pictures of front and back of credit card to social media to find its owner. What could possibly go wrong? source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	The City of Akron discovers that buying their bulletproof vests off Temu wasn't a good idea source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Move close to the airport, submit over 20,000 noise complaints in a single year. Like a boss source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	49
	News: Sex workers in Belgium will be the first ones in the world to get health insurance and pensions. Fark: And maternity leave source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Photoshop this discount tent source: travelandleisure.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Today's forecast remains Stormy, with a 100% chance of gag order defiance, dirty diapers, rage Truths, and satin PJs source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	876
	"What are you going to do, hit me over ham?" and he hit me source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	All you have to do is love them, keep them safe, play with them, and tell funny stories about their parents and you're a good grandpa. Giving a homeless woman $20 to babysit them will not help in your quest source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Limp Putin wheels out terrifying nuclear missile launchers in Red Square Victory Day Parade, also rolls out only ONE tank after two years of devastating war losses in Ukraine source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	78
	Day 806 of WW3. EU finally agrees to give Ukraine seized Russian assets. Meanwhile, Ukraine is rationing electricity as a result of Russian missile strikes, and Slovak citizens buy artillery ammo for Ukraine. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	312
	Whistleblower manages to stay alive long enough to blow whistle on Boeing using parts with 'serious defects' source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	New York City has a dead whale on the beach. Mayor Adams said to be calling local dynamite vendors source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Thieves caught with 100 scam gift cards. Scratch that, 100 pounds of scam gift cards source: kare11.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	You know things are bad when the scientists go on strike (Subby and his picket sign are at the 1 minute mark). Tag is for the offer we got source: northernontario.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	46
	Cop in Georgia rushed to hospital because fentanyl was in the room. No, seriously source: wsbtv.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	City ordered a man build a fence to hide a boat source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	So you're saying they're just like human San Francisco drivers source: hoodline.com \| share: Copy Link	15
(WLIO Hometown News)	Was generally quality water. 43000 dead fish kind of ruins that. Along with ammonia source: hometownstations.com \| share: Copy Link	22
(Midland Daily News)	You think affordable housing is unavailable? Here's your sign source: ourmidland.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	In a good mood? Would you rather be furious with rage instead? Well, this should help source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	96
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 992: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 19". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share: Copy Link	34

Wed May 08, 2024
	Nine, nine, nine tornadoes. Ahahaahahaaa source: wdtn.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Hertz charges renter $277 for not putting gas in rented Tesla source: thedrive.com \| share: Copy Link	118
	Perhaps the victims should have chosen rock instead of paper source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	15
(Some Guy)	Apparently, no one's ever heard of Tide powder source: thecooldown.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	What kind of psycho hangs out with co-workers on their day off? source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	39
(Some Vulpes Guy)	I never thought it would bite my leg says man who 'voted' for the fox biting leg party source: dexerto.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Photoshop this surprised guy source: static.independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	17
(Nubian moo being)	Rock art indicates cows once grazed a lush, green Sahara, wore Harpo Marx wigs source: newatlas.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Turkey spotted strutting around midtown Manhattan's business district. No, it wasn't Mayor Adams source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Rare cello worth about $250,000 stolen. So if you're considering a life of crime, remember, there's always room for cello source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	Small parish church is tired of vandalism source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	If only there were warning signs that woman's Florida Man ex would destroy her apartment and flush her fish down the toilet source: wesh.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Florida Chief Financial Officer makes self serving prediction about home insurance rates that will never be proven to be utter horseshiat source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Fark NotNewsletter: All the Trials - All of them source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Photoshop this professional ball dodger source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	"Your only competitors are your past achievements." -James Cameron. Hah, well I'm in for an easy ride then. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Terminated Edition source: farkfiction.net \| share: Copy Link	18
	Nature: What about tornado? Portage, MI: We've already had it. Nature: You've had one, yes. What about second tornado? source: wwmt.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	And now, a comment from Mother Nature on rising global temperatures: This makes me moist source: dailykos.com \| share: Copy Link	49

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